“In all of my career this is maybe one of the most abnormal results I have witnessed. It was just one of football's accidents.”
Carlos Alberto Parreira
“That's one way to spend taxpayer dollars. Maybe they should call expert witnesses from New Orleans to testify what happens when you don't have proper flood control.”
Kurt Harclerode
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“It is a sad thing when men have neither the wit to speak well nor the judgment to hold their tongues”
Jean de la Bruyere
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“Great wits jump (says the Poet) and hit his Head against the Post”
Benjamin Franklin
“Lawyers hold that there are two kinds of particularly bad witnesses--a reluctant witness, and a too-willing witness.”
Charles Dickens
