“How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You could look it up.”
Casey Stengel
“Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.”
“Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Some say that the age of chivalry is past, that the spirit of romance is dead. The age of chivalry is never past, so long as there is a wrong left unredressed on earth.”
Charles Kingsley
“Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.”
Yakov Smirnoff
“The only people without problems are those in cemeteries”
Anthony Robbins
“There couldn't be a society of people who didn't dream. They'd be dead in two weeks.”
William S. Burroughs
