“They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?"”
Casey Stengel
“When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman.”
Joss Whedon
“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
Mae West
“No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.”
Jeremy Cheatwood
“i always said i would love to see my future so i called you and said i need to see you”
delesha shantae buford
“"Marriage is absolute love and life absolute but only husband and wife can live an absolute marriage."”
Emanouhl
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
Philip T.M
