“A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.”
Caskie Stinnett
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
Robert Frost
“The diplomat in question no longer enjoys the privileges and immunities conferred by the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations. He has been expelled from the United States for not voluntarily departing by the appointed time. We do not have any further comments on the case.”
James Rubin
“The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into a war.”
Will Rogers
“Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown in every drop.”
Charles de Gaulle
“I do not have diplomatic immunity”
Nancy Cartwright
“Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.”
