“I went to Los Angeles for a photo shoot. I went on 'Cold Pizza.' They did my makeup and hair.”
Cassie Johnson
“The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.”
Charles Pierce
“There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.”
Stephen Wright
“Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.”
Yogi Berra
“If I were an Al Qaeda guy, I wouldn't go out for a pizza.”
Bryan Hilferty
“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.”
Jeff Marder
“Hey - you guys with the ladder. If you come here I'll buy you pizza.”
Andy Roddick
