“Why are they so hung up on that name, Parmesan? Call it the green-can cheese. Their sales aren't going to suffer at all.”
Catherine Donnelly
“I think that they should call a cheese grater by its real name...a sponge ruiner.”
Mitch Hedberg
“After tasting all the cheeses, the jurors all agreed that this wonderful cheese was extraordinary.”
Art Hill
“The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.”
W. C. Fields
“God defend me from that Welsh fairy,Lest he transform me to a piece of cheese!”
William Shakespeare
“Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.”
Clifton Fadiman
“Swiss Cheese is a rip-off! It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss!”
