“We'll be like kids in a candy shop.”
Alan Stern
“I'm dead serious, ... Some of these (children) don't learn. You have got to teach them a lesson, and this is coming from a criminal defense lawyer.”
Oscar Goodman
“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas”
Paula Poundstone
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby
“All kids need is a little help, a little hope and somebody who believes in them.”
Magic Johnson
“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”
Erma Bombeck
“Good kids are like sunsets. We take them for granted. Every evening they disappear. Most parents never imagine how hard they try to please us, and how miserable they feel when they think they have failed.”