“Whew, we knew Bentonville was going to be good, and one of the teams to beat in the conference ... I hope they all aren't that good, because if they are I am going to retire.”
Catherine Young
“Whatever you are, be a good one.”
Abraham Lincoln
“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”
Will Rogers
“I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.”
“When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.”
“You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
Albert Einstein