“My dad still doesn't understand why people are paying me to walk their dogs. America is a very positive country. Here, you can be whatever you want. It's awesome. A guy can cross the border 14 years ago and now have his own TV show. Only in America.”
Cesar Millan
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Don't look back, it's where you've been, You NEVER want to go back again. Move yourself forward, start the walk, It's ALWAYS better than just the talk.”
Shelli Thompson
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
Roger Caras
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'”
Tommy Cooper
“Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to”
Joe Gores