“I will do everything in my power to help our team win, including waving a towel on game days.”
Chad Pennington
“We used to wave 'Terrible Towels' in December during 'Nutcracker' shows.”
James Moore
“You look up in the stands and you see those Terrible Towels waving ... we won this for the city.”
Joey Porter
“He (O'Quinn) was waving a towel or shirt over his head so we circled around and I tried to get a hand signal from him. He just kept waving the towel so I talked to him on the PA and then took GPS (Global Positioning Satellite) coordinates for the location.”
Marty Kydland
“Go, and never darken my towels again.”
Groucho Marx
“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”
Yogi Berra
“Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids.”
Erma Bombeck
