“When they presented the offer, I about fell out of my chair.”
Charles Peck
“When David Baker [a biology professor at Marquette] called me, I nearly fell out my chair.”
James Cook
“When I told Mrs. Hudson, she nearly fell out of her chair. We could not have found a better person for the position. His level of respect is unparalleled in the community and from within the student body.”
Ken Kazmarek
“When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs on Mars?" When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don't think people should make you feel that way.”
Jack Handy
“I'm a Southern girl. I like when they open the door and pull out a chair. I'm really into a man's man.”
Brooke Burns
“Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere.”
Glenn Turner
“The carp was dead, killed, assassinated, murdered in the first, second and third degree. Limp, I fell into a chair, with my hands still unwashed reached for a cigarette, lighted it and waited for the police to come and take me into custody.”
Alice B. Toklas
