“We are like Astroturf snobs, almost, because we have such a beautiful field. We always felt bad about our old field but now we can really showcase our own skills.”
Char Morett
“I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf.”
Joe Namath
“Phil was asked if he preferred grass to Astroturf. He replied that he had never smoked Astroturf.”
Phil Tufnell
“When I turned to the president and said, `Remember the Astroturf in the back of the pickup?' he had the option of laughing or not laughing. He chose not to laugh and glared at me. He glared at me. Now, the speech is about 25 minutes, that's the bottom of Page 2, I know that I've got 23 minutes to go. . . . I thought, `OK, fatboy, you wanna play hardball? Fine. Here we go, fasten your seat belt.'”
Don Imus
“People are starting to understand this is not your father's Astroturf.”
Chris Payne
“The true snob never rests; there is always a higher goal to attain, and there are, by the same token, always more and more people to look down upon”
J. Russell Lynes
“Surgery is by far the worst snob among the handicrafts”
Austin O'Malley
