“I'm going to start taking out loans next semester, ... My dad had to take money out of his retirement fund.”
Charlemagne
“When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.”
Contributed by: Dafna Sharon
R.C. Sherriff
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin
“As Greenspan retires, I shall retire my paintings of him and am ready to move on.”
Erin Crowe
“It is not appropriate at all for the money to be spent on someone’s retirement. It is over the top,”
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi
“The only thing missing from the retirement party for Blair was a gold clock. It's quite clear that there's an orderly handover taking place. What we saw is the new leader.”
Paul Kenny
“I was able to retire at age 48 because I sang in a church choir. It was there that I learned the importance of convincing others that their interests and mine were the same.”
Bobby W. Miller
