“It's the one day of the year when everybody in the world can be a Texan and celebrate it. We have a unique state. We have a unique character.”
Charles Yates
“To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.”
Brandi Snyder
“Texans are proof that the world was populated by aliens”
Cynthia Nelms
“The NFL season is a long one and I just resigned from the Texans on Friday. I have some things to do in the office [Tuesday], but whenever that's done, I'll be ready to roll.”
Mike London
“When you see Texans coming down here, you know that something is up.”
Robert Williams
“Kris Brown played the first year here, ... He opted to go to the Texans .”
Jeff Reed
“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans”
George Carlin
