“Clearly, these big, fat guys are having coronaries.”
Charles Yesalis
“I saw two guys shoving each other. I heard a guy say, 'You calling my kid fat?' It didn't seem real. At the time I assumed both guys involved were drunk. I thought it was a mad, drunken rage.”
Andrew Shorts
“He's a fat guy. He's a big fat guy.”
Mike Timlin
“What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?”
Woody Allen
“If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.”
Courtney Love
“Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing.”
Denis Leary
“Hey, I ain't fat, I'm just big-boned.”
Eric Cartman
