“[If you thought wholesale changes were on the way for the Texans, you're going to be disappointed. There apparently won't be a single significant change on the coaching staff or in the front office. Don't expect any flashy free-agent signings, either.] We're not one player away, ... We have to keep making good, steady progress.”
Charley Casserly
“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans”
George Carlin
“Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.”
Richard Lewis
“[Texans for Public Justice, an anti-corruption group based in Texas applauded the indictment.] No jury can undo the outcome of Texas 2002 elections, ... but the justice system must punish those who criminally conspire to undermine democracy no matter how powerful they may be. If we are to be a democracy, then powerful politicians cannot flout such laws with impunity.”
Craig McDonald
“Coastal Texans should not wait until late Thursday or early Friday to leave. Homes and businesses can be rebuilt. Lives cannot.”
Rick Perry
“He hasn't been at odds with a lot of Texans on immigration.”
Rich Galen
“Texans can do better than a governor who cannot govern, a comptroller who cannot count and a secretary of state who is not above partisan politics.”
Dean Barkley
