“If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.”
Charlie Brown
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
Albert Einstein
“When the light turns green, you go.When the light turns red, you stop.But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?”
Shel Silverstein
“A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light.”
Henry Morgan
“Ordering a man to write a poem is like commanding a pregnant woman to give birth to a red-headed child.”
Carl Sandburg
“How would you like a job where when you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?”
Jacques Plante
“Redheads are like other women - only more so.”
Playboy Magazine
