“For they say there's a Providence sits up aloft,/ To keep watch for the life of poor Jack!”
Charles Dibdin
“Everyone who watched 101 Reasons Not to be a Pro Wrestler loved watching New Jack. They loved what he said; his personality and everybody said he stole the show. So I wanted to make a DVD just about him, his character, his career and his life. The result is amazing; it's probably the best DVD I've ever made.”
Michael Moody
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
Jack Handy
“This is my crawfish pattern, named for my cat (Jack) that was watching me when I tied the crawfish. I don't know if it will catch any trout, but I'll spend the early season trying. I'll just drag it along the bottom. You'll have to put a lure in front of a trout's nose today.”
Brandon Scholz
“(The fielders are) just sitting out there playing jacks on the carpet, and the next thing you know the ball gets hit to them, and they can't get to it because you've put them to sleep.”
Joe Mays
“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
“If you lose your job, your marriage and your mind all in one week, try to lose your mind first, because then the other stuff won't matter that much”
