“We are very pleased that we have reached an agreement with Jerry. His leadership was instrumental during the formation of the franchise and much of the early success of the Rockies can be attributed to his vision and passion.”
Charlie Monfort
“I think Jerry would be very pleased by this.”
Dennis McNally
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
Jerry Seinfield
“My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.”
Roseanne Barr
“Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'”
Craig Kilborn
“German reunification: I view this in much the same way I view a possible Dean Martin - Jerry Lewis reconciliation: I never really enjoyed their work, and I'm not sure I need to see any of their new stuff”
Dennis Miller
“There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."”
Jerry Seinfeld
