“Consequently, you have to make pretty long casts because the fish can be spooked. It's a lot cleaner than West Lake.”
Charlie Youngers
“They painted signs that read 'No dumping' and 'Save the fish' so the river would be a lot cleaner.”
Michelle Sheridan
“What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.”
Will Rogers
“I was walking down the street at 3am, and I passed a dry cleaner. The sign in the window said -"Sorry, We're Closed". You don't have to be sorry. It's 3am. And you're a dry cleaners. Its not like I was gonna come back at 10 and say "Hey man, I was here at 3 and you guys were closed... somebody owes me an apology."”
Mitch Hedberg
“My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as bald as an egg. However I still get around and am mean to cats.”
John Cheever
“True Love is ... dusting and polishing even though your allergic to chemicals and your finger's will itch and swell”
Female Imagination
“Everything is cleaner. Everything is dressed up. It's a better atmosphere, where it's not so dingy anymore. It's becoming more and more kid-friendly.”
Mike Barnes
