“I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.”
Chauncey Depew
“Tough one, telling your teenager what to wear as a pallbearer. Didn't want him to be there alone.”
Stephen Morgan
“A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.”
Winnie the Pooh
“I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise.”
Barry Gray
“Exercise? I get in on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.”
Red Skelton
“I'm the kind of person to wait until I've gained ten pounds to start exercising.”
Yasmine Bleeth
“It's a combination of eating consciously, vigorous exercise and being comfortable in my body.”
Oprah Winfrey
