“Much like rock 'n' roll, school shootings were invented by the black man and stolen by the whites,”
Chris Rock
“School shootings were invented by blacks, ... and stolen by the white man.”
“It's the biggest theft ring we've ever uncovered, ... Once the ball started rolling with one stolen 'dozer then it started like a snowball downhill as we found more and more stolen equipment.”
Warren County
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips
“Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered I have fought my way here to take back what you have stolen.”
Labyrinth
“I've stolen a couple of hearts and they are in my private collection!”
Salma Hayek
“If what I do prove well, it won't advance. They'll say it's stolen, or else it was by chance.”
Anne Bradstreet
