“Aw, man, they gave 'em the Oscar on stage. Next they're gonna give the Oscars in the parking lot. It'll be like a drive-through Oscar lane. You get an Oscar and a McFlurry and keep on moving.”
Chris Rock
“The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.”
Oscar Wilde
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
“Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.”
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go”