“School shootings were invented by blacks, ... and stolen by the white man.”
Chris Rock
“Much like rock 'n' roll, school shootings were invented by the black man and stolen by the whites,”
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips
“I've stolen a couple of hearts and they are in my private collection!”
Salma Hayek
“If what I do prove well, it won't advance. They'll say it's stolen, or else it was by chance.”
Anne Bradstreet
“Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered I have fought my way here to take back what you have stolen.”
Labyrinth
“Stolen sweets are best”
Colley Cibber
