“Seeing mums and dads queuing to buy large bags of vegetables was the only memory of the snow. They were afraid that the prices of vegetables would go up the next morning.”
Chen Li
“CABBAGE, n. A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. The cabbage is so called from Cabagius, a prince who on ascending the throne issued a decree appointing a High Council of Empire consisting of the members of his predecessor's Ministry and the cabbages in the royal garden. When any of his Majesty's measures of state policy miscarried conspicuously it was gravely announced that several members of the High Council had been beheaded, and his murmuring subjects were appeased.”
Ambrose Bierce
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
Jim Davis
“An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.”
Will Rogers
“We became a vegetarian. But that didn't last very long, because, um, I don't like vegetables. Or salad, nothing like that!”
Dakota Fanning
“Human beings, vegetables, or comic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible player”
Albert Einstein
“Imagination is the real and eternal world of which this vegetable universe is but a faint shadow.”
William Blake
