“The ladies played great ball against some topnotch teams,”
Chris Rogers
“We played as a good team, but not as good as a Lady Lobo team.”
Melissa Wittmayer
“Give credit to the Lady Tigers. They made the plays when they needed to win the ball game.”
Jimmy Alexander
“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
Dorothy Parker
“Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded.”
Craig Kilborn
“Ladies, here's a hint; if you're playing against a friend who has big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed.”
Billie Jean King
“I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out.”
Celia Cruz
