“Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.”
Chevy Chase
“I said, 'Can I get you some fresh towels? He had some story about his car being towed and how it was going to cost him 60 dollars to tow it around the corner.”
Pat Smith
“Go, and never darken my towels again.”
Groucho Marx
“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”
Yogi Berra
“Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids.”
Erma Bombeck
“"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel" {while speaking on the phone}”
Homer Simpson
“The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.”
Joseph Smith
