“I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at...”
Mitch Hedberg
“the shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S”
Gwen Stefani
“His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.”
Charlotte Curtis
“My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.”
Casey Affleck
“She'd throw peaches, apples and bananas into a blender and call it a drink.”
Laronda Bullard
“Think about bananas. I'll bet you didn't know what happens along that journey.”
Carolyn Walton
