“When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“He who has no time to LIVE will have NO time to live.”
Lorrin L. Lee
“If you don't love what you must do, you'll procrastinate. If you love what you don't need to do, you'll just do it."”
“If you had to choose between EASY and IMPOSSIBLE ...choose I-M-POSSIBLE. It's more exciting, fun, and rewarding.”
“An ounce of PREPARATION is better than a ton of SUFFERING.”
“It is easier to accumulate stuff than it is to eliminate them.”
“To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”
Jack Handy
