“The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.”
Albert Einstein
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
“Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever.”
“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”
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