“If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.”
Albert Einstein
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
“When the solution is simple, God is answering.”
“The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.”
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