“Britney and I show a little tummy and it's like, 'Oh My God.' But N'Sync or Backstreet Boys will do repeated pelvic thrusts to an audience of pre-pubescent girls and nobody says anything!”
Christina Aguilera
“She is not depressed, nor has she had a tummy tuck. She is a 23-year-old mom who was in amazing shape before she got pregnant and was able to get back in shape after the baby arrived.”
Leslie Sloane
“It would be very disappointed if tummy taps or whacks in the guts prevented players from playing in grand finals.”
Grant Thomas
“How can you not like Britney Spears?”
Lindsay Lohan
“Bob Dole is going to be appearing in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears. Yeah, apparently Dole says that if this doesn't cure his erectile dysfunction, nothing will.”
Conan O'Brien
“Perhaps the Lions are saving themselves. Then again, that's what Britney Spears used to say, and I didn't believe her, either.”
Michael Rosenberg
“Sometimes it's Britney Spears and sometimes it's Carrie Fisher. I can't tell if I've got a Lolita complex or an Oedipus complex.”
Ben Affleck
