“My dogs are very special to me. I would not have come to Haddon Township if I had known that.”
Christine Clifford
“This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle. I am going nowhere, and nowhere quick, but, those of you who have children, I am sorry to tell you this, but they are not special. Wait! I know some of you are going "what, what?" Let me just clarify: I know YOU think they're special ... ha ha ha! I'm aware of that. I'm just here to tell you, that they're NOT! Ha ha ha ha! Sorry. Did you know that every time a guy comes he comes two-hundred million sperm? One out of TWO-HUNDRED MILLION – that load, we're only talking about one load – connected: gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I've wiped nations off've my chest with a grey gymsock. ENTIRE CIVILISATIONS HAVE FLAKED AND CRUSTED IN THE HAIR AROUND MY NAVEL! [...] I've tossed universes in my underpants while napping. Boom! A Milkyway shoots into my jockeyshorts: "Unngh ... what's for fucking breakfast?!"”
Bill Hicks
“The start of it all is something not usually known. It could be commenced by a large avalanche or a small pebble flicked into some water. What causes the ripples? What causes the mess? What causes it to start? What causes it to end? Will it be a violent upheaval or a pleasant surprise? The start begins it entirely and it affects just how all it all will end. Be cautious in choices; be wary of mistakes, for you never know how your own chaotic disarray may dawn.”
Astraea L. Skylar
“It's not like they're going to add five police officers to the township. There's no high crime rate here.”
Conrad Donovan
“There is not a precinct, township or county where we don't have some volunteer or staff assets working to make sure voters are turning out for Jim. We have volunteers working the phone, door to door and getting last-minute cards out to friends.”
Joe Wiegand
“You're the city; no, you’re the township; no, it's not the township, it's the county; no, you're not the county, it's Montara, and they just keep flopping back and forth between each other.”
Jerry Harvey
“The township is not allowed to discriminate between cell phone towers, Maybe it ought to be moved.”
Nick Tinari
