“I went 0-fer, unfortunately. [The beard] was starting to aggravate me quite a bit, too.”
Chris Burke
“After a feller gits famous it don't take long fer some one t' bob up that used t' set by him at school”
Kin Hubbard
“There are some mature birds that have short beards from a lack of melanin that makes the beard weak and it will break. The best method is to wait and see the bird in full strut. If his fan (tail feathers) form an even-edged circle, then he's mature. If there are shorter feathers on the edges of the fan with taller feathers in the middle, then it's a jake.”
James Austin
“Don't point that beard at me, it might go off”
Groucho Marx
“All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.”
W. C. Fields
“I would like to thank Nasal Beard for that warm welcome. [Thanking Hazel Beard, mayor of Shreveport, Louisiana, in 1992”
George W. Bush
“Do not mistake a goats beard for a fine stallions tail”
Irish Sayings
