“It's just different. I had a target on me in college, but it's not like the target you have when an NFL quarterback rolls out of the pocket. Everyone's eyes light up, and everybody just turns and reacts to you. It wasn't like that at other levels.”
Alex Smith
“You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..."”
Tom Petty
“Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!”
Louisa May Alcott
“Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.”
Elbert Hubbard
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
Frank Zappa
“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
Mark Twain
“It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it.”
Barry Switzer
