“I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“Calvinism is the belief (1) That there are three Gods (2) That good works, or the love of our neighbor are nothing (3) That faith is every thing, and the more incomprehensible the proposition, the more merit in its faith (4) That reason in religion”
Thomas Paine
“When the devil cannot stay us from a good work, then he laboureth by all means to make us proud of it.”
Henry Smith
“As the apple is not the cause of the apple tree, but a fruit of it: even so good works are not the cause of our salvation, but a sign and fruit of the same.”
Daniel Cawdray
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Mark Twain
“My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening”
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“I don't think these funeral homes can really survive because they won't be doing enough funerals to cover their costs.”
David Harrington
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