“I can't take a well-tanned person seriously”
Cleveland Amory
“Surfing is not my strong point. And... I don't really have a tan. I go to the tanning place, the one that sprays you with color.”
Lori Loughlin
“Well, I'm half Italian, so last year on warped tour i got this really good tan and I was like, bummer.”
Gerard Way
“To be successful, keep looking tanned, live in an elegant building (even if you're in the cellar), be seen in smart restaurants (even if you nurse one drink) and if you borrow, borrow big.”
Aristotle
“The way to make coaches think you're in shape in the spring is to get a tan.”
Whitey Ford
“To be successful, keep looking tanned, live in an elegant building (even if you're in the cellar), be seen in smart restaurants (even if you only nurse one drink) and if you borrow, borrow big.”
Aristotle Onassis
“I've put butter on my legs. Summer in Ohio, it gets very hot. We were all out of sun tan lotion...”
Carmen Electra
