“People said, 'You're going to do what? We got a lot of jokes about raising jackasses. We still do.”
Cindy Johnson
“Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one”
Sam Rayburn
“A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one”
“Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.”
Lyndon B. Johnson
“You can lead a horse to water, but a jackass will drive you to drink.”
Jeffrey C. Parkman
“Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.”
Mark Twain
“I wanted to make a point. You look like a jackass whenever you hit the ball like that and you're pimping it, and you're out. I'm kind of about respecting the game, and I'm not the type of guy to not say anything.”
Josh Beckett
