“I'm not bald... I'm just taller than my hair”
Clive Anderson
“I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair.”
Seneca
“I think, head up and shoulders back. Not only does it make you look taller and thinner but it gives you confidence and boosts your self-esteem.”
Shelley Long
“There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.”
Mark Twain
“You can not pick a bald chicken”
Dutch Proverb
“The guest at the lower end of the middle couch, with three hairs on his bald head and his scalp streaked with pigment, who is digging in his big mouth with a toothpick, is a fraud, Aefulanus, He has no teeth”
Marcus Aurelius
“It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.”
Cicero
