“Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.”
Clive James
“Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.”
Abbie Hoffman
“I'm not telling you, 'Never eat a hamburger.' Just eat the good ones with real beef, you know, like the ones from that mom-and-pop diner down the street, ... And it's so good that when you take a bite out of that burger, you just know somewhere in the world a vegan is crying.”
Homer Simpson
“The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger, this is the ecological quivalent of franchised life-forms. Every place is the same place. Kudzu. Zebra Mussels. Water Hyacinths. Starlings. Burger Kings.The local natives, anything unique gets squeezed out.The only biodiversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi.We're landscaping the whole world one stupid mistake at a time.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“I stop [at Burger King] occasionally for a hamburger and that's as close as I've gotten.”
Warren Buffett
“I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars.”
River Phoenix
“A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.”
Evan Esar
