“Murray [Walker] sounds like a blindfolded man riding a unicycle on the rim of the pit of doom.”
Clive James
“If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable...”
Mitch Hedberg
“Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.”
“I told Walker to just hit the rim on his last foul shot because I said there was no way [Moon] could get off a shot. But Walsh got off a shot and I'm going 'Oh no, it's going right in.' It was straight on. It just hit the net.”
Andy Schulz
“I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards.”
Abraham Lincoln
“I fished a lot, dove a lot, boated a lot - and made Johnny Walker Red about a quarter of a million dollars richer.”
Dennis Diaz
“A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul.”
David McCord
