“You don't realize how useful a therapist is until you see yourself one and discover you have more problems than you ever dreamed of.”
Claire Danes
“Jerry is an excellent therapist. Jerry had solutions when no one else could solve the problem.”
Jay Glenn
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
Dave Barry
“The therapist is no joke. A lot of what appear to be legal or financial problems are really emotional problems.”
Dan Rottenberg
“Dr. (James) Andrews recommended a therapist in Orlando, and I've got a one-level house here, so I don't have three different flights (of stairs). There's also no ice on the ground, because if you slip, I'll be right back in surgery. It's better for my knee to be here.”
Daunte Culpepper
“We're all crazy and the only difference between patients and their therapists is the therapists haven't been caught yet.”
Max Walker
“I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.”
Ally McBeal