“We issue these when we expect wind speeds to exceed 20 mph and relative humidity of 20 percent or less. The conditions for rapid fire growth and spread are pretty high.”
Cody Lindsey
“Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune.”
Chanakya
“When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity.”
Albert Einstein
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
“When you get suckered into a nice January with relatively mild temperatures, you think this isn't possible. But clearly it is.”
Bill Simpson
“When you look at a good Ansel Adams photograph, you think you know the temperature, the relative humidity, the month.”
John Szarkowski
“What could be a single relatively minor problem for one train can wind up affecting the entire morning service for all the trains behind it, because there's no way to work around it.”
Dan Stessel
