“I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure”
Clarence Darrow
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
“It's like obituaries, when you die they finally give you good reviews.”
Roger Maris
“When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.”
Albert Brooks
“The report of my death was an exaggeration After reading his own obituary, June 2 1897”
Mark Twain
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.”
Benjamin Franklin
“It sounds like it's too soon to write the obituary on the housing market. There's not enough clear evidence.”
Steve Cochrane
