“It was a gag gift that was never operational. He never attached the pump to his penis and he was not masturbating on the bench.”
Clark Brewster
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“The only bodily organ which is really regarded as inferior is the atrophied penis, a girl's clitoris.”
Sigmund Freud
“There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.”
Florynce R. Kennedy
“Did he actually touch your penis or your testicles?”
Ron Zonen
“The guy comes into the jail with a catheter sticking out the end of his (penis), you'd think they'd do something about it! This is totally inhumane. He's been tortured for days for no reason.”
Douglas Hiatt
“One misconception about me... that I have a small penis. That's a big misconception.”
Richie Sambora
