“In opera, there is always too much singing.”
Claude Debussy
“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”
Josh Groban
“No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible.”
W. H. Auden
“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings”
Ed Gardner
“The opera ain't over 'til the fat lady sings”
Dan Cook
“The opera isn't over till the fat lady sings.”
“I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals”
Jack Handy
