“You really don't want to kiss a hamster.”
Colin Campbell
“You know it's easy not noticing important things in life when you’re on that Hamster wheel running but getting nowhere fast. A man can boast of how busy he is running around a tree but the world judges by the fruit on the tree not the sweat on his brow. So make everyday count Leave a legacy make a mark so the world remembers that you passed through here”
Daniel Oke
“I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster.”
Shane Ritchie
“I really do love a good hard dicking...it totally eases my stress and calms my nerves.”
Chewbaca
“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
Monty Python
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender.”
Emil Ludwig
