“I have... had a disturbing dream in which I break through a cave wall near Nag Hammadi and discover urns full of ancient Coptic scrolls. As I unfurl the first scroll, a subscription card to some Gnostic exercise magazine flutters out.”
Colin McEnroe
“Child of a day, thou knowest not / The tears that overflow thy urn.”
Walter Savage Landor
“There was a big urn in the billiard room and it was black, but I wondered if it was brass.”
Betty Anderson
“They still smoke. Taking out the urns doesn't stop it. It's just cluttering the quad with cigarette butts.”
Bogan Durr
“Can storied urn or animated bust / Back to its mansion call the fleeting breath? / Can honour's voice provoke the silent dust, / Or flattery soothe the dull cold ear of death?”
Thomas Gray
“Obviously someone had the key to take out the urn and put in the potato chip can. One would think there would be checks and balances, but there was an apparent systems failure.”
Philip Hilder
“If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag”
Zig Ziglar
