“I could have a degree in music and come on the show, and Simon could still say 'You stink'.”
Clay Aiken
“Being from the South, there isn't really a lot of great theater. You get musicals and Neil Simon plays-not that they're bad, but you can only take so much.”
Wes Bentley
“I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks.”
Andy Warhol
“Where there is a stink of shit there is a smell of being”
Antonin Artaud
“Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Paula Abdul?! Gettin' Paula Abdul to judge a singin' contest is like gettin' Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest!”
Chris Rock
“For what the horse does under compulsion, as Simon also observes, is done without understanding; and there is no beauty in it either, any more than if one should whip and spur a dancer.”
Xenophon
“The real Simon Pure.”
Susannah Centlivre
