“Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.”
Conan O'Brien
“The ruling was unjust. The Japanese government and related companies should apologize. We will continue to sue until we obtain justice.”
Cui Guangting
“If we had a girl, my wife wanted to call her "Sue" -- a lovely name, but which for Jews is generally a verb...”
Dennis Wolfberg
“My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.”
Charles Barkley
“I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."”
Will Rogers
“We were not born to sue, but to command.”
William Shakespeare
“If he does not sue, he is a drug user, a repeat steroid user, a knowing steroid user. He has to sue for everything that the next 50 years of merchandising is worth.”
Keith Olbermann
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